Ethan Has A Small Dick, by Hitlerbuttsecks & Cactus Smasher

Ethan Has A Small Dick

by Hitlerbuttsecks & Cactus Smasher

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	1.	The Overture Of Ethans Dick 00:51
	2.	Unbelievably Small (Poor Ethan) 01:04
	3.	Teh Epic Size Of His Pork Sword 00:34
	4.	Ethans Day (Morning) 02:05
	5.	Ethans Not Gay 01:03
	6.	MC Microdick (In Da House) 00:57
	7.	The Waltz Of The Microdick 00:40
	8.	O'His Dick Is So Small 01:27
	9.	Ethan And Brittany Get It On 01:09
	10.	Ethan Loves 4Chan (And His Small Penis) 00:39
	11.	Ethans Day (Going To Work) 02:00
	12.	Dick-A-Mon 01:02
	13.	Ethans Day (At Work) 03:16
	14.	Mah Dick Be Small, Yeah? 01:00
	15.	The Middle Of The Album (Mexican Trip) 00:47
	16.	Ethans Dick (It Is Microscopic in size) 01:21
	17.	Being Me (Ethan) Is So Hard 01:13
	18.	Choir Is Gay (And Ethan Is In Choir) 01:14
	19.	Ethan Is A Gay Fagoot (Shut Up) 00:26
	20.	Silent Sex (Dick Still Small) 01:27
	21.	Ethans Gay Talents Are Gay 00:58
	22.	Ethans Day (Back At Home) 03:03
	23.	Joy To The World (Ethans Cock is Minute) 00:47
	24.	Renaissance Fayres Art Gayouth 01:32
	25.	The Ballad Of The Microdick (The End) 02:28

about

Album made about some microcock dumb cunt we knew years and years ago, had a small dick but huge, narcissistic ego.

Album was recorded in like 2011 by Me and Jesse (Cactus Smasher) over the course of one night of heavy drinking and fucking. Used a dumb Yamaha keyboard and two shitty mics we picked up from poundland. Even by shitcore standards this is the worst album I have ever made, cactus smasher agree's.

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Him and his mummy threated to sue us over the album, we never took it seriously and that was 2 years after the album was released. it's ain't libel if it's true dumb cunt. Pop your microcock out in front of a judge and I'll chuck them a microscope.

How can someone ho likes 4Chan be a little baby bitch bab....oh yeah ok I get it.

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released April 18, 2021

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Hitlerbuttsecks Gainsborough, UK

Garbage music by a garbage human, projects pretty much dead till i feel like bringing it back.

making music under the name "Man Outdoors" and "Bleakview" now.

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